Guess who:
- Drove over 2000 miles/31 hours in her new Honda Fit in 13 days?
- Totally enjoyed visiting family and friends in Iowa at my grandma’s 80th birthday?
- Ate way too much fast food and cake and sweets and alcohol in 13 days?
- Laughed, cried, and just had a grand old time at my Best Friend’s wedding?
- Danced their @ss off at the reception, and had horrible 2 inch bloody spots under their arms (from a sadomasochistic longline bra)?
- Started feeling crappy on Sunday after the wedding, and ended up with a horrific mouth infection? (Wait– does this sound vaguely familiar? Click here then here)
- Ended up stopping in Clarksville, TN to “sleep off” the infection, only to wake up the next morning with a 102.2 fever?
- ‘s face hurt so bad, they could not lightly touch their right cheek without crying out?
- Could not feel their right throat because of the GIGANTIC lymph nodes?
- Had a chipmunk cheek?
- Can’t remember driving the final 5 hours home?
- Spent the rest of the day in bed, until their mom called and while on the phone with mom, bawled and said mom forced person bawling (from California, mind you) to the doctor?
- Came home from the doctor with NOTHING. NO-THING. 102.2 fever. Crying. Lymph nodes the size of boulders! PAIN!! But NOTHING.
- Diagnosed self (then doctor finally called) with SHINGLES OF THE MOUTH*. Yes, you heard it hear first, shingles of the mouth. Ick.
- Spent 3 days in bed suffering?
- Had to miss a friend’s baby shower because shingles is contagious?
- Is finally better 9 days later?
- Accidentally hit an already dead animal on the road and currently has a large DEAD ANIMAL PART hanging from the bottom of said Honda Fit?
- Went to random dealership today to have said deer part removed (no WAY in hell she is touching it) and they laughed. A lot. And left said deer part on the bottom of said car?
- Called dealership car was purchased at and after THEY laughed made appt for tomorrow to get said deer part removed (and yes, their will be photos)?
Who, you ask? Why all these things would pertain to lil’ o’ ME!
Oh yeah, my life is super fantastic. 
*Shingles – brought on by SUPER stressed out times (moving across the country against my will, anyone?). Had the same thing in October 2007 and they could not figure out what is was- but it was obviously shingles this time.
I just need to not get stressed out, eat correctly and workout. All things I should have been doing but wasn’t. I need to take care of myself obviously. This was a BIG wake up call.
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