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• When measuring for shelving (both closet and kitchen cabinets) make sure to measure correctly. As in, measure existing shelves for the correct measurement. Or a day spent at Home Depot having a very nice man cut your shelves so you could come home and get some sh*t put away, could turn out like this (1/2 inch too long!!! Both of the shelves I bought were a 1/2 inch too long!!!!):

• When walking outdoors for the first time in 3 days after below zero weather, don’t forget your earmuffs. 22 degrees is still super cold. And ears don’t care about the 20 degree increase in temperature.
• Almost bad deli roast beef + garbage bag + 26lb cat +owner away from the house for 3 hours will always = A fully kitty with an awful upset tummy.
• Good girlfriends will always make a formerly boring Sunday afternoon go by super fast.
• Size Large workout clothes both do not fit and do not look good on you. Go for the XL. Atleast for now.
• Extreme hunger does not look good on anyone, but especially you. Eat before you go shopping with friends.
• Friends with cars in the city ROCK MY SOCKS.
• Friends with cars in the city also need help clearing 2 feet of snow (seriously) from their car so they can drive it.
• You enjoy clearing snow from cars. No, really, you do. Especially since it is not your chore to do each time it snows!
• A clean house means you actually have to get off your ass and clean. You know that, right?
• Cutting coupons doesn’t really matter unless you USE THEM AT THE STORE when you buy coordinating items.

AJ